How will you spend your Christmas dinner this year, spreading Christmas cheer or shedding Christmas tears?

Have you ever been played by a gamer in the height of the holidays? It is a sad, but unfortunate truth, that there will be at least two or three women jockeying to attract the attention of a man to sit down with them and share the celebrated annual Christmas dinner this year. This lopsided three-on-one situation is nothing new in the ongoing competition that the women have endured or enjoyed all year. However, what adds even more pressure at this time of year is what the holiday season represents. Christmas is a time associated with traditional family bonding, spreading joy with relatives and loved ones, and attending morning church service, even if you haven’t since Easter.

People plan months in advance for the holiday season, whether it’s buying the right gift or preparing the right meal for that long-awaited holiday dinner. In many homes, this particular dinner, whether eaten quietly or celebrated loudly, reflects a symbolic and cohesive family bond more than any other meal throughout the year, including Thanksgiving.

Here is the dilemma: It is a known fact that this can be one of the happiest days of the year for many people, but sadly for others, especially a single woman on an affair with a married man, it is one of the most depressing times. This is because she knows full well that settling for a part-time lover will only get her a part-time guarantee (if she even has any of hers), whether or not he visits her on this special vacation. Many women sit desperately by the phone, grateful to even get a phone call from the man they are involved with.

Here is the reality: Even if a man is the most notorious player (Mr. Married Bachelor), he knows that he is expected to plant himself at home, at the table with his “lawful” wife and children when dinner is served. With this in mind, he works overtime to develop a plan to cleverly maneuver and manipulate his path to make a quick “pass” by his other “extra” women’s houses throughout the day. Simply put, he coins a tricky action plan to include a full day of three meals and a side.

Here is the plan: Keep in mind that the motive for the meal plan, impromptu dinners throughout the day, of this single married stud is to satisfy and keep his various women in his stable with the notion that, “You mean so much to me, that I’ve done everything possible to spend some time with you on this special day.”

Let’s take a look at this extreme, but real, case of how Mr. Single Married’s schedule plays out on a holy Christmas day:

5:00 am – He gets up early on Christmas morning, at dawn, slips out of bed and locks himself in the bathroom, turning on the faucet to drown out the sound of his phone calls, while whispering sweet, romantic words and holidays. Greetings to your other women. Her responses are similar: “Baby, if you really love me like you say, would you come and spend some time with me, today of all days.”

6:00 am – Mr. Single Married informs his wife, “Honey, I’m not going to early church mass with you and the kids this morning because I have an upset stomach. Please pray for me at church. I’m I’m going to get some rest and then I’m going to stop by my mother’s house to deliver the present I bought her, and I’ll go quickly to see Uncle Joe and Aunt Lucy, but I’ll be home long before dinner.

7:00 am: As the wife and children leave for morning mass, Mr. Single Married dresses at marathon speed and stops by Woman #1’s house for a morning visit. He doesn’t bother to call her to let her know she’s on her way because she knows her women are always waiting and available for him. When he arrives, she is so happy to see him that they have hot sex and she makes him a special Christmas breakfast in bed.

9:00 am- As soon as she burps and digests her food, Mr. Single Married tells her that she has to go to her mother’s house, quickly dresses, passionately kisses her lover, and ventures to the house of her next women.

9:15 am – Arriving at Woman #2’s house, without taking a shower to remove the sex from the first time, he eagerly plunges into the arms and body of his waiting mistress. When her foreplay is complete, she fixes him a light Christmas brunch, which he quickly devours as he dresses and leaves at 10:45 a.m., leaving her with the promise, “I’ll call you later from my mother’s house.” mother”.

11:00 am – Arrive at Women’s Department #3 – sold out! He’s almost falling asleep when she opens the door. She is so excited to see him that he will take him sleeping or awake, in any way he can get him to spend some time with her. They exchange a quick kiss and head to the bedroom, while he literally falls asleep in her bed, fully clothed. After sleeping soundly and snoring for about an hour and a half, he is awakened by the delicious Christmas lunch that she has prepared especially for him. He eats the food, tells her what a great cook she is, focused on a 15-minute sex session with her, takes a quick shower to freshen up, then runs out at 1:15 pm and tells her he’s late for his mother’s house. .

1:30 pm – Mr. Married Single gets to Woman #4, the newest one who he’s only been seeing for about three weeks. She’s delighted that her new man showed up to surprise her on Christmas Day and they have a 45-minute romp of lovemaking; again, he is extremely exhausted, but spends an additional 45 minutes talking to her and sharing a Christmas toast of champagne and a slice of store-bought apple pie. He tells her that he will call her later from her mother’s house as she walks him out the door at 3:00 p.m.

3:15 pm – When Mr. Single Married finally arrives at his mother’s house, she notices that he looks broken, “Son, are you okay? You look run down and tired.” Her response: “Mom, I’ve been working overtime lately and I’m feeling a little weak.” She makes him some hot tea, while he relaxes on the sofa. Then Aunt Lucy, Uncle Joe and a few other cousins ​​walk by. They all share a familiar conversation as he quickly takes a bite of Mom’s roast chicken and leaves an hour later to go home with his wife (who doesn’t get along with Mom at all).

4:30 pm – Mr. Single Married arrives home and tells his wife that when she arrived at her mother’s house, she made him some tea for an upset stomach, then he fell asleep and then other relatives came. He assures his wife that as soon as he felt better, he came home to spend the rest of the day with his “loving family,” while he heads to the bathroom to shower.

5:00 pm – Christmas dinner is served at his home with wife and children.

Everyone enjoys the family meal together. He asks about the church service and tells them how much he missed them all day. They watch a family movie together and later in the evening, after taking a short bathroom break to make phone calls and whisper a minute “I love you” to all his women, Mr. Single Married finally settles in for the night. . He makes passionate love to his faithful wife, and just before rolling over to sleep he confesses, “Honey, you’re so good in bed you always knock me out.” And indeed, he is out at night!

Here is the solution: Let’s be totally honest here, Mr. Single Married is like a bull, roaming the cow pasture to make sure he keeps his women in tow. Oh! I know some of you will be upset reading this, but this is an honest wake up call to you. You deserve much better than settling for a part-time Lover who makes you throw away your self-respect and dignity for two hours of sex and companionship on Christmas Day. Make your New Year’s resolution to drop this loser and choose a champion who will spend all day and life with you, and only you!

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