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Asian girls…well, in general, we’re not a slippery bunch. If you don’t believe me, come to Chinatown any day of the week and you’ll see how easy it is to find us. However, when it comes to going out at night, there seems to be a shortage of Asian girls in most Western bars and nightclubs. However, if, for whatever reason, you really feel the urge to pick up an Asian girl (or to see an Asian girl you want to date), there are a few things that can help you on your way. First, before you leave the house, make sure your hair looks great. We love guys with good hair like a college student loves cheap drinks.
Have you ever wondered why Asians always have the coolest hair? It’s because we girls did it like that. Give it a special touch, or at least make it look like you put a little effort into styling your hair. This way, you will make a great impression before you even speak to her. Also, get this in your head before you go out: Asian girls don’t like being asked “Hey, do you eat weird food?” or “Wow, your English is really good!”. You may think you are being cool and funny, we just think you are being racist and rude. Put it out of your mind as one of those “conversation starters” and opt for something like “So you moved here when you were young?” Trust me, the conversation will take you much further this way.
Now, when you find the girl, here’s some insider tip… we as a race aren’t the best at handling our alcohol. Every Asian girl you see that is red in the face has probably only had 2 or 3 drinks. Because of this, the obvious solution if you really want to pick up an Asian girl for the night is to buy her drinks, drinks, and more drinks (she will most likely only cost you a maximum of $10 before she gets drunk). She just remembers to make them good drinks, in other words not shot after shot, otherwise you will have marked yourself as a very drunk Asian girl who is throwing up in the toilets.
Many Asian girls can also be very shy (even with a few drinks) and it may take a while for them to get comfortable with you. This is not a stereotype, it is just a general observation that I have made over the years. The best way to make her comfortable with you is to talk to her and make her realize that you’re not some creepy stranger that her parents told her to stay away from. This goes for all girls, but it’s especially true if you’re trying to pick up an Asian girl. Last and most important: It is probably better to go to a club where there are a lot of Asian girls to increase your chances. Think nightclubs with names like ‘Bamboo’ or ‘Shanghai Nights’… that’s probably where we hide. Don’t worry about not having music to dance to – most Asian bars and nightclubs play a lot of hip hop and RnB – but if you’re looking for techno, you’ll most likely need to go elsewhere.
So the next time you suddenly feel like meeting an Asian girl on a Friday or Saturday night, you’ll know exactly where to go and what to do… And if you can’t remember anything else, remember this: don’t try to talk to her in any kind of way. Asian language, mention eating some kind of animal, or buy him mountains of tequila shots.