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1. Can I wipe my nose with your sleeve? I can not stop crying. Woof. Want to see that Sagittarius girlfriend of yours shoot faster than lightning? Keep up the sad act. Sagittarians love jovial dispositions. This does not mean that they will not help you. They are very dedicated to serving the population. Just keep your sobs to yourself and smile every now and then … that’s a good friend.
two. Please sit down. No. If you are one of those “I can sit for hours and do nothing like a person” Then you could also sit on the porch in a rocking chair and say hello to your Sagittarius friend as he approaches 47 times a day. Don’t expect your Sagittarius to stay long because he’s too busy and on the go. But invite them to sample your newest tea as you kneel on your prayer mat from that distant Asian land. Your friend Sag has a travel pension and fun little details from half the world. “Hmm, chai spice tea and chants? Sounds great … now I have to run!”
3. Honest. I saw Sarah Palin get out of a spaceship. You have to believe me. Sagittarians are some of the most skeptical people on Earth. Don’t get me wrong … they WANT to believe, but they need a lot of proof. Once they believe you, they get hooked. But if they find out you’ve cheated on them, be careful! You’ll be knocked sideways by a sharp rapier wits that will cut you to the core. Sagittarians like to explore philosophies. However, some Sagittarians (especially men) do not experience the philosophies they read about. Like I said … they need proof that the water is wet before they drink it. To help that critical Sagittarius of yours, be consistent. Show them that you like searching for answers, too, but don’t always say you have the definitive answer. This keeps them hoping that they will have more places to go and things to investigate. Because otherwise what’s the point?
Four. I saw God on the cover of the Enquirer. Pennsylvania-read! And give me a break Like I said, your Sagittarius is a truth seeker. You can’t tell them what it is. They have to find out for themselves. Yes, give some hints and pique their interest. Then book a flight to South America. Send them on a spiritual mission to find the Lost Ruins of Man or something. Oh, how exciting. The only thing they want to know is if they can go first class (and can they bring home a monkey as a souvenir?) To sell, of course! Some Sagittarians can be highly motivated by money. Almost as much as spiritual trips. And if you can combine the two then … it doesn’t get better than that!
5. I deserve it! Your Sagittarius has a knee-jerk reaction to people who feel entitled. If you come to your Sagittarius friend with an attitude of outrage or victimization, you will no longer have a Sagittarius friend. They will offer suggestions to help you get out of your sorry ways, but they won’t hold your hand … UNLESS you’re reaching out to someone less fortunate. Show them that you really care about humanity. Go serve yourself and then turn around and help someone else. Now, it is true that many Sagittarius men are shy and do not always express themselves more deeply. (That might be true of all men) but your Sagittarius man is ready to go to the mat to promote practical spirituality. Your Sag woman has no problem expressing herself (beware of passive aggressive AND surprising direct punches). She is ready to apply a spiritual practice to raise the consciousness of humanity. Let’s hold hands and sing along, Kumbaya.