If your penis looks like some kind of worm that just came out of the ground, don’t be alarmed. You are not the only one. Truth be told, your penis shouldn’t look like wrinkled testicles after you’ve been in a freezing shower.

When a man’s penis looks like this, it usually means it’s been neglected. It’s like having good muscle tone. If he’s fit and gets enough exercise, his muscles will be tight and strong, even when they’re not contracting. This good muscle “tone” reflects how the muscles should actually look. This shows that they are healthy and ready for action.

When a man’s main pleasure organ is neglected, it tends to shrivel up and look more like something a duck might be playing rather than a human male. Imagine if your member looks like a worm to you, imagine what women will think when they see it for the first time! And can you blame them? No. A man’s member should be dynamic, bold and powerful, a direct reflection of his masculinity and strength.

To get rid of a pinworm male organ, the best thing to do is start realizing that you are in this situation. So one just needs to give it some tender loving care.

1) When you shower, stretch your organ away from your body and clean the crevices of the penis and where it meets the body. The heat will stimulate the skin and encourage it to have a healthier and more masculine tone. Clean it with a sponge or soft cloth. This also helps to awaken your penis from its wormy state.

2) Treat your testicles the same way. After all, they are part of your sexual system. Anything that affects your testicles will affect your organ and vice versa. Both are very close and use each other to determine heat changes in the testicles. Pulling your testicles up and to the sides as you cleanse them (especially where they meet the body) will help perk up your testicular area and will perk up your sex lance as well.

3) Exercise your manhood. This is quite simple to do. Stretch it to one side, then the other. Stretch up and down. Gently pull the penis in all directions and feel where it pulls up inside your body. Rotate it clockwise and counterclockwise. Play with him in a gentle, non-sexual way.

4) Stop wearing restrictive underwear and jeans. Let your system breathe, relax, and be able to get comfortable and move around a bit.

Such techniques will stimulate more blood flow to your sexual organs and help get rid of that wrinkled maggot hiding in your pants.

The next step, of course, is to exercise. Similar techniques (as described above), when done correctly, can help men turn their wormy penis into a pants snake. Even a powerful rattlesnake!

Transforming into a snake can be accomplished with a bit of time and energy. Iron Man Penis is the book that I found most useful and helpful. I also recommend it.

–Sterling Togley

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